Once I went to a dinner party,
the host was a ghost,
but I only discovered that when he started to float.
I ran for the door, but it had disappeared, then a super sharp knife flew past my ear.
I ran and ran for my life,
then I discovered a witch was the ghost’s wife.
I ran again and started fallin’,
then I landed in a cauldron.
I got out, covered in gloop, then I turned into a bowl of soup.
I tottered away not knowing that,
I was being enjoyed by a cat!